
When I was six months pregnant with my third child, my three year old came into the room when I was just getting ready to get into the shower. She said, " Mommy, you are getting fat!" I replied, "Yes, honey, remember Mommy has a baby growing in her tummy." "I know," she replied, but what's growing in your butt?"
Those who expect to reap the benefits of freedom, must, like men, undergo the fatigue of supporting it. -Thomas Paine