Joke of the Day
Wisdom From The Walls or Stalls
1. Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?" Rest stop off Route 81 in West Virginia.
2. To do is to be. Descartes To be is to do. Voltaire Do be do be do. Frank Sinatra Men's restroom at Greasewood Flats in Scottsdale, Arizona.
3. If Bush were captain of the Titanic, he'd say we were stopping for ice. Smokey Joe's in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.
4. If voting could really change things, it would be illegal. Revolution Books in New York, New York.
5. What are you looking at the wall for? The joke is in your hands. Men's restroom at Lynagh's in Lexington, Kentucky.
6. Make love, not war! Hell, do both, get married! Women's restroom at The Filling Station in Bozeman, Montana.
7. A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it. Women's restroom at Dick's Last Resort in Dallas, Texas.
8. The same guy who removes the cigarette butts from the urinal, also puts the ice in your drinks. Sign by a urinal.
9. Those drinking to forget please pay in advance. Sign seen in a bar.
10. If you can piss this high, join the fire department. On the wall in the men's restroom at the height of 6 feet at O'Ryan's Irish Pub in Ashland, Oregon.
11. Beauty is only a light switch away. Perkin's Library at Duke University in Durham, North Carolina.
12. If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all get wasted together and have the time of our lives. Armand's Pizza in Washington, D.C.
13. No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her shit. Men's room at Linda's Bar and Grill in Chapel Hill, North Carolina.
14. JESUS SAVES! But wouldn't it be better if he had invested? Men's restroom at American University in Washington, D.C.
15. Don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die. Men's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign,
Thought of the Day
Socialism only works in two places: Heaven where they don't need it and hell where they already have it.
--Ronald Reagan
